Taylor & the Lesbians

She may be only seventeen, but Taylor Momsen sure knows exactly how to draw attention to herself ROCK out.

The ex Gossip Girl star-cum-publicity machine surrounded herself with random undressed females and did some faintly sexual dancing at a recent gig.

Taylor and her band, The Pretty Reckless, performed to hoards of perverts fans at the 4th annual One Night In… Austin, Texas last weekend.

But despite her efforts, her unique brand of “talent” has gone predominantly unnoticed by the most important man in pop, if not the world, Simon Cowell.

Momsen failed to make Cowell’s elite list for US X Factor. Asked about a recent report which said the actress/model/singer/goth is to co-host the show, Cowell said:

“Who? I don’t know who that is. Unless there’s something someone’s not telling me. But no, as far as I know, she is not being considered.”

Cue more make up, less clothes and some more lesbians (“,)

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